Fortune Cookies for the Narcoleptic
You must open your eyes to see the sun.
No matter how long you sleep, if you wake it's not forever.
A glass of wine will often make anyone drowsy.
Sleep through a thousand sunsets and the one is more beautiful.
The sun will rise even if you're never awake to watch it.
Time spent enjoying nothing is not wasted.
When moments are numbered, each becomes more precious.
Write down everything and you'll forget nothing.
Say goodbye carefully lest it be your last.
Smile often, there is no such thing as too much joy.
Whatever you might love, do it often and with passion.
Cherish the good and ignore the rest.